A rat fell through the ceiling and onto a table at a Buffalo Wild Wings in California. “It was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen,” said the rat.
— MAD Magazine (@MADmagazine) June 24, 2019
A passenger accidentally smuggled a snake in his backpack on a flight from Florida to Hawaii. As opposed to domestic flights TO Florida, where packing a snake is required by law.
— MAD Magazine (@MADmagazine) June 20, 2019
Several @MLB teams are on track to break home run records. Reasons include the possibility the ball is juiced, more players swinging for the fences, and a temporary diversion before the planet is rendered uninhabitable.
— MAD Magazine (@MADmagazine) June 19, 2019
The Boston area’s second axe-throwing bar opens this month. Festivities include 2-for-1 drink specials and a moment of silence for victims of the first axe-throwing bar.
— MAD Magazine (@MADmagazine) June 18, 2019
Bananas, the most popular fruit in the U.S., are facing extinction due to a runaway fungal infection. If wiped out, Americans will be forced to turn to the second most popular option: Not eating any fruit.
— MAD Magazine (@MADmagazine) June 15, 2019
The Louisville, KY airport has been renamed for Muhammad Ali. The new slogan is, "Float like a Butterfly, Circle in a Holding Pattern for an Hour Like a Buzzard."
— MAD Magazine (@MADmagazine) June 15, 2019